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I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.

John Green

It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and consistently misimagined.
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Easy Forget Imagination People World
Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting.
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Favourite People Story
My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.
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Constellation Imagination Stars
What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.
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Broken Heart Person Understand Unhappy
Depression is a side effect of dying.
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Depression Die One Liner
Grief does not change you, It reveals you.
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Character Grief One Liner Reveal
I’m not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.
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Except Philosophy Survival
Writing is something you do alone. It’s a profession for introverts who wanna tell you a story but don’t wanna make eye contact while telling it
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Alone Introvert Profession Writing
You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.
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Affection Distance Effort Failure Realize Save Try
I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.
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Calculation Determination Insult Shit
I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.
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Couple Friendship Idiot Need
What’s the meaning of life? Other people.
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Life People
Books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.
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Advertisement Affection Betrayal Book Feeling Rare Special
Don’t make stuff because you want to make money – it will never make you enough money.
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Enough Hard Time Money Stuff
You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
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Busy Ideas Yourself
God knows that’s what everyone else does.
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God Karma

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