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I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.

John Green

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.
JOHN GREEN

Attitude Funny Nice Smart
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
JOHN GREEN

Book Reading
The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember with.
JOHN GREEN

Memories Pleasure Remember
I’m not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.
JOHN GREEN

Except Philosophy Survival
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
JOHN GREEN

Alcohol Brain Damage Drunk Extreme Happiness
Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
JOHN GREEN

Die Enjoyment Smoke
Without pain, how could we know joy?
JOHN GREEN

Joy Life One Liner Pain
God knows that’s what everyone else does.
JOHN GREEN

God Karma
It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.
JOHN GREEN

Awful Feeling Person Realize Shock Strange World
We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.
JOHN GREEN

Believe Destruction Ourselves
Our lives are composed of a finite set of moments that we choose how to spend.
JOHN GREEN

Choose Compose Infinite Live Moments Spend
It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and consistently misimagined.
JOHN GREEN

Easy Forget Imagination People World
We’re all just facilitators. The real business is done by readers.
JOHN GREEN

Book Business Done Reading Writing
I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence
JOHN GREEN

Beautiful Decision Enjoyment Existence Myself People Pleasure
You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
JOHN GREEN

Busy Ideas Yourself
You do not immortalize the lost by writing about them. Language buries, but does not resurrect.
JOHN GREEN

Bury Death Language Lost Mortal Writing

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