“Someone invent a NO LIFE alert so you can push a button and tons of people show up and hang out with you.”

But I guess of those few scenarios, none of them have been like… I’m not married.

“If by chance you ever feel as though you’ve come to know these songs, please consider yourself a friend because in a manner of speaking, you know me.

Yet drenched in the grace and mercy that is found in Jesus Christ, there is strength

They met by accident.

Time. There is much time left and lots of life seasons. There is much to see, to do, and to be.

The vandal that destroys a window causes not only the owner to bear the costs of replacing it,

Like, if I go to a restaurant and I order food, I always just eat one thing at a time.

It’s been very humbling and very cool to see [that at] each show I tend to see more and more kids lock onto the new lyrics and every night they start to sing louder and louder and it’s just been very exciting.

Tie my handlebars to the stars so I stay on track & if my intentions stray I’ll wrench them away,then I’ll take my leave & I won’t even look back

I’m not so talented at planning things out or having schedules before or sticking to the plan per se

And when you’re a perfectionist little monster, it makes it even harder.

It’s funny how insomnia has a way of hauling faded memories up from the cellar of the mind.

Today I fell asleep reading a book. The book is called INSOMNIA. I win.

I built you a sandcastle because you’re a princess, but I tore it down because I’m a loser.

I’ve definitely had a few moments in my life where I’ve seen somebody and it’s blown me away at first sight

But it’s a blast and I wouldn’t trade the opportunity for all the ice cream sandwiches in the universe.

To think that Donald Trump could have his finger over the big red button is absolutely terrifying.

Hit the ‘delete’ button when you have unrighteous thoughts.

Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.

Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn’t be comedy if it didn’t.

Well, the Internet is this miracle. It is an absolutely extraordinary idea that you can press a send button, and you are publishing to the world.