“The thing I do know is that every time I take the mound”

I thought there was a chance right from the beginning.

It’s hard to be a No. 1 when you’re not even No. 1 on your team.

In my mind I’m the best pitcher in the league.

I’d like to think that on a lot of teams, I’d be a No.1.

Every compulsion is put upon writers to become safe, polite, obedient, and sterile.

But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp. This, sir, is my resignation.

My strong belief is that God created human beings and therefore he knows about every aspect of the human body. So if I want to fix it, I just need to stay in harmony with Him.

Marriage is a very sacred institution and should not be degraded by allowing every other type of relationship to be made equivalent to it.

You don’t have to solve every problem at once.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

You can be a victim or you can be rich, but you can’t be both. Listen up! Every time, and I mean every time, you blame, justify, or complain, you are slitting your financial throat.

Every woman I had ever met who walked through the world appraised and classified by an extraordinary physicality had also received the keys to an unbearable solitude. It was the coefficient of their beauty, the price they had to pay.