I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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