“I’m not afraid of anything that might happen to me on this earth, because I know no matter what, nothing can take my spirit from me.”

These are data points, not judgments of your ability to manage your diabetes.

Don’t use the language of ‘good’ or ‘bad’ when talking about blood sugar numbers

I always say what I think to be amusing.

When somebody has convinced you that you’re not worth anything to anybody anymore, and they spend a lot of time doing it, you start believing it yourself.

I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

Mediocre minds usually dismiss anything which reaches beyond their own understanding.

Never write anything that does not give you great pleasure. Emotion is easily transferred from the writer to the reader.

Things are changing at such a rate that you really can’t get too familiar with anything that you own in relation to what sort of functionality it has in your life.