Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
JAMES THURBERA pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
More James Thurber Quotes
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
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Don’t get it right, just get it written.
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Looks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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