All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
ADAM CAROLLAAnd the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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