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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.

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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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