The human tongue is like wasabi: it’s very powerful, and should be used sparingly.
JOHN GREENI didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.
More John Green Quotes
-
-
Your responsibility is not to the people you’re making the gift for, but the gift itself.
JOHN GREEN -
We just did an awesome job of not dying.
JOHN GREEN -
Books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.
JOHN GREEN -
You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.
JOHN GREEN -
Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
JOHN GREEN -
What a slut time is. She screws everybody.
JOHN GREEN -
You don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.
JOHN GREEN -
It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.
JOHN GREEN -
I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence
JOHN GREEN -
The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.
JOHN GREEN -
I’m not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.
JOHN GREEN -
Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.
JOHN GREEN -
We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.
JOHN GREEN -
I’m not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.
JOHN GREEN -
Grief does not change you, It reveals you.
JOHN GREEN






