“Here we are now, entertain us.”

Humans are stupid. I’m ashamed to be human.

If you’re really a mean person you’re going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let’s all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life.

I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.

I have met many minds able to store and translate a pregnantly large amount of information, yet they haven’t an ounce of talent for wisdom or the appreciation of passion.

I’m worse at what I do best.

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak, I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks.

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak, I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

I don’t need to be inspired any longer, just supported.

I don’t need to be inspired any longer, just supported.

Still never had any friends because I hate everyone for they were so phony.

Still never had any friends because I hate everyone for they were so phony.

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

Being a public servant, this is a serious job, not like a boxer, you’re entertaining people.

Watching two men jib and jab for 12 rounds is not entertaining for me. I want action, knockouts, big shots, and people getting up off the canvas. That’s my ideal fight.

As blacks, all we got is sports and entertainment. That’s the only way out the hood sometimes.

It’s entertaining to watch somebody break my music down or explain what he thinks I was thinking during the process of making these records. Because… he has no idea.

Self restraint in speech, food, entertainment and vanity are the most essential fundamental of spiritual growth.

Violence has been a part of films since the beginning of time. It’s been a form of entertainment.

What I’m asking you to entertain is that there is nothing we need to believe on insufficient evidence in order to have deeply ethical and spiritual lives.