For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
JAMES THURBERHumor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing’s fun. You’re getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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