Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
JAMES THURBERThe wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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I don’t believe the writer should know too much where he’s going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprintold man propaganda.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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