Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
JAMES THURBERThe unicorn is a mythical beast.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
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Let the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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I don’t believe the writer should know too much where he’s going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprintold man propaganda.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
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