A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
JAMES THURBERAmericans want to go to heaven without dying.
More James Thurber Quotes
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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