Don’t get it right, just get it written.
JAMES THURBERDon’t get it right, just get it written.
JAMES THURBERNowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
JAMES THURBERLooks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
JAMES THURBERHumourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
JAMES THURBERThe nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
JAMES THURBERSixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
JAMES THURBERI never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
JAMES THURBERFor one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
JAMES THURBERTime is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
JAMES THURBERThe wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
JAMES THURBERWhen all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.
JAMES THURBERThe unicorn is a mythical beast.
JAMES THURBERHistory is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
JAMES THURBERI have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
JAMES THURBERI do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
JAMES THURBERBut what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
JAMES THURBER