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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Yogi Berra

How can a you hit and think at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Thinking
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA

Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA

Nap Sleep
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA

Humor
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Humor Lost Time
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Sports
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA

Tour Towel
I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA

Enjoyment Golf Life Relaxation
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Face Hit Ugly
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
YOGI BERRA

Army Proud
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

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