If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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