If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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