You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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