Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
-
-
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN






