If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWA gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution.
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In heaven an angel is no one in particular.
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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