It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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How should they answer?
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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