Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWLiquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYou see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWImitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYou imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWTo be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYour friends are all the dullest dogs.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWMy way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWe learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWNever wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW