Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.
MARTIALIf fame comes after death, I’m in no hurry for it.
More Martial Quotes
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Those they praise, but they read the others.
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Some good, some so-so, and lots plain bad: that’s how a book of poems is made, my Friend.
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If I remember right, Aelia, you had four teeth; a cough displaced two, another two more. You can now cough without anxiety all the day long. A third cough can find nothing to do in your mouth.
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The shameless Chloe placed on the tombs of her seven husbands the inscription, “The work of Chloe.” How could she have expressed herself more plainly?
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Whoever is not too wise is wise.
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You praise, in three hundred verses, Sabellus, the baths of Ponticus, who gives such excellent dinners. You wish to dine, Sabellus, not to bathe.
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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
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A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
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Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear. But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
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No hero to me is the man who, by easy shedding of his blood, purchases fame: my hero is he who, without death, can win praise.
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Birds of a feather will flock together.
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Givers of great dinners know few enemies.
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Life’s not just about being alive, but being well.
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He who writes distichs, wishes, I suppose, to please by brevity. But, tell me, of what avail is their brevity, when there is a whose book full of them?
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Virtue extends our days: he lives two lives who relives his past with pleasure.
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