I am a shell-fish just come from being saturated with the waters of the Lucrine lake, near Baiae; but now I luxuriously thrust for noble pickle.
MARTIALWhat’s a wretched man? A man whom no man pleases.
More Martial Quotes
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Wine and women bring misery.
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If you want him to mourn, you had best leave him nothing.
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You’re obstinate, pliant, merry, morose, all at once. For me there’s no living with you, or without you.
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Life is not living, but living in health.
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You praise, in three hundred verses, Sabellus, the baths of Ponticus, who gives such excellent dinners. You wish to dine, Sabellus, not to bathe.
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The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
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There is no living with thee, nor without thee.
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Make it a point not to be over-fascinating.
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The shameless Chloe placed on the tombs of her seven husbands the inscription, “The work of Chloe.” How could she have expressed herself more plainly?
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Nothing is more ill-timed than an ill-timed laugh.
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For wealth’s now given to none but to the rich.
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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
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My poems are naughty, but my life is pure.
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I have not hated the man, but his faults.
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A fisherman’s walk: three steps and overboard.
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