I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
MAE WESTKiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
More Mae West Quotes
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
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I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
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Look your best – who said love is blind?
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A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
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Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.
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Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences.
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Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
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It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
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I’m single because I was born that way.
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Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
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Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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