You complain, friend Swift, of the length of my epigrams, but you yourself write nothing. Yours are shorter.
MARTIALMan loves malice, but not against one-eyed men nor the unfortunate, but against the fortunate and proud.
More Martial Quotes
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Be satisfied, and pleased with what thou art, Act cheerfully and well thou allotted part; Enjoy the present hour, be thankful for the past, And neither fear, nor wish, the approaches of the last.
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Givers of great dinners know few enemies.
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I do not love thee, Sabidius, nor can I say why; I can only say this, “I do not love thee.”
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Wine and women bring misery.
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Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.
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You are so pure in mind and heart, In aspect, too, so mild, I wonder that you ever could Implant your wife with child.
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The shameless Chloe placed on the tombs of her seven husbands the inscription, “The work of Chloe.” How could she have expressed herself more plainly?
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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
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No hero to me is the man who, by easy shedding of his blood, purchases fame: my hero is he who, without death, can win praise.
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However great the dish that holds the turbot, the turbot is still greater than the dish.
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A good man doubles the length of his existence; to have lived so as to look back with pleasure on our past existence is to live twice.
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What quick wit is found in sudden straits!
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If fame is to come only after death, I am in no hurry for it.
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You’re obstinate, pliant, merry, morose, all at once. For me there’s no living with you, or without you.
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Nothing is more ill-timed than an ill-timed laugh.
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