“I’m not a stand up at all, it’s such a fear of mine. My sister does it, and she’s really great at it.”

I’m young but I’m not stupid.

I want to make people laugh.

There are some different things I’m writing and developing, but I don’t know where they’ll go. They’re fun stuff that I would be in and are written in my voice, for me.

My dad was so much fun growing up.

I never really wanted to write and wanted to focus on acting.

I am thorough believer in the American test of character. He will not build high who does not build for himself.

None can do a man so much harm as he doeth himself.

I have always been very diversified, so I have never suffered a catastrophic loss. I spread my money around the way a large institutional investor does. I use different brokerage firms. I manage some of my accounts myself.

When the wound/ No longer hurts/ The scar does.

There will be no sickness for the saint of God. … If your body belongs to God, it does not and cannot belong to sickness.

You can parody and make fun of almost anything, but that does not turn the universe into a caricature.

Of course, when you work on a character, you try to understand her. You feel that everything she does has a reason.

This bill is the legislative equivalent of crack. It yields a short-term high but does long-term damage to the system and it’s expensive to boot.