“Thank you, Hollywood, for allowing me to be part of your group.”

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I’m like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.

I think by eighth grade I knew I wanted to be an actor. I’d done church plays and stuff, but my first actual acting class was in eighth grade. I was obsessed with it.

What’s so great about television. You’re able to tell a long story, where you couldn’t really do that in a film because you have to tell a story in an hour and a half or two hours.

I mean, I’ve never really had much security, to be honest.

That’s the wonder of the internet. It’s the power of numbers: get enough people to retweet something, someone might see it.

There’s the really angry drunk, who’s just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and is being completely inappropriate. Or the super-loud, happy drunk, which is evidentially what I am.

The best way to watch Breaking Bad is in the fetal position, sobbing.

When I go to set, I try to make it a warm, inviting and happy set. We’re all coming to work creating something, hopefully, beautiful together.

I think that for some people faith is good – they have something to draw to.

Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake.

I do tend to gravitate to the more dramatic side of things. I love feeling intense emotions when I’m acting. I just love characters and stories with conflict.

I just don’t like to ask for things.

I need to listen to chill music when I’m driving. It prevents road rage.

I saw a lot of people have success handed to them that then exploited it. They didn’t protect it or cherish it.

I would be lying if I didn’t admit there might be a scene in the movie where there might be alcohol in my system.

The first part of my career, how I was paying the bills was commercials. I was just doing tons of commercials.

I’ve always loved War’s Low Rider and Sly Stone’s Thank You, and I just wanted to put my take on them.

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.

God strung up his own son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he would do to me.

Id like to. Problem is, im not stupid. You act stupid. Right. Thanks for that. For your information, theres a difference between acting stupid and being stupid. Its a fine line, but someone has to draw it.

Thank God we’re going to try to continue and effectively defend our frontiers with the Border Patrol, with the Customs Department, with the Coast Guard, with the Armed Forces.

You have to love your children unselfishly. That’s hard. But it’s the only way.

When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength.

When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength.