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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

Aaron McGruder

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
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When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
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Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

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