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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.

Aaron McGruder

You can’t accuse the creator of The Boondocks, … Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11.
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Accuse Boondock Creator Devil Government Jesus Lying
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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