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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.

Aaron McGruder

I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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Around Love Mad Making People Want
I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
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But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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