The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
AARON ALLSTONThe analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
AARON ALLSTONWhen all else fails, complicate matters
AARON ALLSTONLife is like an analogy.
AARON ALLSTONAny sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
AARON ALLSTONI really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
AARON ALLSTONEnnui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
AARON ALLSTONLuke, I don’t want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die.” Mara
AARON ALLSTONObviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
AARON ALLSTONThe principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
AARON ALLSTONAt which time the repulsor puts out its final effort and slows you down so you crash quite slowly into the surface.” “Crash.” “Quite slowly.” Face & Luke
AARON ALLSTONNo, General. I’m not your subordinate. And what I’m coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles
AARON ALLSTONRogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.
AARON ALLSTONFeminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
AARON ALLSTONThe difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
AARON ALLSTONSometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
AARON ALLSTONI’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
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