No one pays me to be nice.
AARON ALLSTONNo one pays me to be nice.
AARON ALLSTONThe analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
AARON ALLSTONNo, General. I’m not your subordinate. And what I’m coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles
AARON ALLSTONRogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.
AARON ALLSTONWhen all else fails, complicate matters
AARON ALLSTONI have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas.” “You haven’t heard all our ideas.” Luke & Bhindi Drayson
AARON ALLSTONThe principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
AARON ALLSTONRogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.” “No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission.” “We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.
AARON ALLSTONObviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
AARON ALLSTONTycho, we’re about to achieve a tremendous victory we don’t want.” “We’ll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn’t fail when he tried to.” “Thanks.” Wedge & Tycho
AARON ALLSTONLife is like an analogy.
AARON ALLSTONThat was interesting.” “He deliberately countermanded one of my orders.” “He was furtive.” “Sneaky, even.” “We’ll make a Rebellion-style pilot of him yet.” Tycho & Wedge (about Jag)
AARON ALLSTONThe difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
AARON ALLSTONThe good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
AARON ALLSTONI don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
AARON ALLSTONLuke, I don’t want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die.” Mara
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