Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
GEORGE CARLINThe God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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