No one pays me to be nice.
AARON ALLSTONNo one pays me to be nice.
AARON ALLSTONI really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
AARON ALLSTONObviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
AARON ALLSTONThat was interesting.” “He deliberately countermanded one of my orders.” “He was furtive.” “Sneaky, even.” “We’ll make a Rebellion-style pilot of him yet.” Tycho & Wedge (about Jag)
AARON ALLSTONNo, they can’t. They can’t be Luke Skywalker.
AARON ALLSTONSometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
AARON ALLSTONThe principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
AARON ALLSTONEnnui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
AARON ALLSTONI don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
AARON ALLSTONI’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
AARON ALLSTONOh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
AARON ALLSTONLuke, I don’t want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die.” Mara
AARON ALLSTONLuck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
AARON ALLSTONFeminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
AARON ALLSTONThe difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
AARON ALLSTONThere are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you’ve constructed an entire philosophy of evil.” –Luke Skywalker
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