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George Carlin Quote - Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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