Very few people changed the world by sitting on their couch.
A. J. JACOBSI prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus).
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If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they’d get along OK, but they’d both probably walk out of the Starbucks shaking their heads and saying to themselves, “That guy is kinda delusional.”
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My immune system has always been overly welcoming of germs. It’s far too polite, the biological equivalent of a southern hostess inviting y’all nice microbes to stay awhile and have some artichoke dip.
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I’m addicted to self-improvement. The thing is, there’s so damn much about myself to improve.
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Paintings! They’re like TV, but they don’t move.
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I was very good at sitting. But I just read so much research about how horrible sitting is for you. It’s like, it’s really bad. It’s like Paula-Deen-glazed-bacon-doughnut bad. So I now move around as much as possible.
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Since I was relatively new to the Bible, I was surprised by the Old Testament God. He’s wrathful, but at other times, He’s incredibly compassionate. He’s not a one-dimensional figure at all.
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It comes back to the old question: How can the Bible be so wise in some places and so barbaric in others? And why should we put any faith in a book that includes such brutality?
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The Bible talks a lot about thankfulness, and I’m more thankful than I ever was. I try to concentrate on the hundreds of things that go right in a day, instead of the three or four that go wrong.
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More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.
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I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.
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Jealousy is a useless, time-wasting emotion that’s eating me alive.
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I have little shame, no dignity – all in the name of a better cause.
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The key to making healthy decisions is to respect your future self. Honor him or her. Treat him or her like you would treat a friend or a loved one.
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I love to live things, so I wanted to immerse myself and get into the mindset – and sandals – of my forefathers.
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The best we can do, to paraphrase Pollan, is to eat whole foods, mostly plants, and not too much.
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