What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
GEORGE CARLINWell, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
More George Carlin Quotes
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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