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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

Andy Rooney

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEY

Day Learning Myself Person
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
ANDY ROONEY

Computer Easy Need Work

When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

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