You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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