I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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