I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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