I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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