I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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