“I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.”

My favorite job is being a father. I have four girls now. They’re a captive audience.

Cinema has no boundaries, we all belong to the same artistic community.

I could never write my memoirs, just because too many people are still alive and would be hurt.

I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

What I say is what I say, I don’t always say the right thing, I don’t always say the politically correct thing. I don’t have any regrets about that.

Everybody understands that acting is a really difficult job. It’s hard work. You’ve got to get dressed up, you’ve got to hang around with beautiful women. It’s difficult. It’s a problem.

The difference between trying to be fit and not being fit really means the difference between life and death.

Whether you’re a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head.

I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.

I’m much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad guys.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.

They hear you own up, and they learn to own up.

My friends are always honest with me about films. But I really wanted to talk to regular people and kind of have a forum to interact with them; not just about films, but about everything.

I laugh and I cry and I reason on until the late night, but I never feel the urge to call you. The person that I once knew is forever frozen in time.

Laughter is carbonated holiness.

Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart, don’t know how to laugh either.

In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I’ve got some really, really, funny, clever fans.

I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, “Ain’t that the truth.”

Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I’ll remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don’t remember me at all.

Everyone has sadness-I just get mine out in my music so that I can laugh and joke and flirt with you!