The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
ANDY ROONEYHappiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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