I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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