Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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