Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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