Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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