I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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