Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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