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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet

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