Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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