I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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