Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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