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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
ANDY ROONEY

Age Fresh Myself Wait
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
ANDY ROONEY

Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEY

Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk

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