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Andy Rooney

Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
ANDY ROONEY

Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word

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