I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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