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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.

Andy Rooney

I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
ANDY ROONEY

Action Feeling Myself Work
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
ANDY ROONEY

Basic Education Life Myself Need

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