Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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